Chinese Swimmer Banned for Life for Eating Bad Pork!! What??

Ouyang Kunpeng was banned for life from competing for testing positive from doping. Studies show that sometimes athletes test positive for steroids, from eating sweet and sour pork at restaurants in China because of the hormones they give pigs. Wow, this is really sad if he didn’t do it, but this is actually the second time in his career he was busted for illegal substances. This sucks but cheaters never win as you know (cough, New England). I wouldn’t want to get banned for life from anything, I don’t care what it is. What if somebody banned you from doing the macarena for life. Even though the song and dance are old as hell you still wouldn’t want somebody telling you, you couldn’t do it. Hold on….I just did it right now just because I could. I hope Ouyang finds inner pace because a blow like this could psychologically wear on you. Keep ya head up homie….And here’s the macarena video just because I felt like showin it!!!

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