“If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God; and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.”

This was a statement made by police chief William Bratton. He said this in response to him not showing up to a meeting that would kinda put a stop to all the paparazzi hoopla in LA. He is certainly one who does not give a fuck about all this celebrity hogwash. 50 cent should put him in G-Unit, that was a good diss right there. Here’s the video…..

Rumors started swirling when Lohan was seen out with Bronson, galavanting around town…..

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