What the F*** is wrong with Chad Johnson?? Changing his name to Spanish Numerals??? Huh!!

NoahSife.com has learned Chad Johnson may legally change his name to Ocho Cinco.

Somebody told me before that football player’s had to be even more outrageous with their behavior because they wear helmets and don’t get as much shine as all the other sports. I’m thinking this is true now. Being an excellent player is not good enough I see. In this media, attention seeking age Chad Johnson is REALLY pushing it. Here’s the report:

Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson was fined $5,000 for wearing “Ocho Cinco” on the back of his jersey before a game in 2006.

To avoid getting fined, Johnson hasn’t done it since then. But Johnson now has a plan for how he can get away with having “Ocho Cinco” spelled out over the “85″ on his back.

We’ve learned that Johnson has taken the first steps in the state of Florida toward legally changing his last name to Ocho Cinco.

So what if he’s traded and can’t get that jersey on another team? Then what will he do? I gotta give it to him though he goes all out. I hope this works and makes him play better. He’ll definitely lead the league in jersey sales, I guess that’s just as important!

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